I wonder about the first asshole. I picture him in fur. He has a big bone hammer type thingy and plastic bone beads around his neck. Not like a Flintstones character, he’s uglier than that. His hair stinks. I envision this cave person looking around and deciding living was too easy, that he was maybe bored and couldn’t entertain himself, didn’t know what to do with his time, (Hello00oo00? Sex? Hunting? Gathering? Survival!?! What a moron!) and then walking out of the cave and constructing some sort of wheel or poking some seeds in the ground in an orderly row. I see him hopping over a broom stick with a woman and I see him assigning other cave people to specific specialized tasks. I see him ruining everything.
Except electricity. Hot damn I like electricity.
July 09, 2009
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