Monday, August 18, 2008

Have a Look in my Box!

Oh faithful readers today is a special day. Today I join the ranks of bloggers such as Buddha Mama and Salacious Bee (and many more, I'm sure) in receiving hysterical messages from random strangers. *wipes tear* It's like I've finally made it. So, as those in the past have done before, I will do now: post the ridiculous solicitation for all of our enjoyment.

From the depths of Dew(ed)'s box:

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From: Tiny  

Date: Aug 18, 2008 12:26 PM

Subject: No Subject

Body: Are you up for something wild and crazy

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To: Tiny

Date: Aug 18, 2008 12:39 PM

Subject: RE: No Subject

Body: lol - You have my attention.

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From: Tiny

Date: Aug 18, 2008 12:44 PM

Subject: No Subject

Body: 

This is the deal. Im 31 a good looking guy. My wife is in prison and things are a     little absent. So Im looking ffor someone that wants to get into something wild     and quiet just for fun. if you want to get into something that would be interesting     and no commitments let me know.

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To: Tiny

Date: Aug 18, 2008 12:48 PM

Subject: RE: No Subject

Body:    

ahahahahahahahahahahhaahah!

oh man. and you're probably serious too.

get out. does this work for you? how often? When you saw my avatar did you     check out my profile, looking to see if I might be up for that? Is it the swinger     thing?


holy bajeezus you're a hoot.

and ummm no I'm not up for anything like that.

*sprays you down with windex*

run along now best of luck

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*** I changed his name. but not much. seriously.

UPDATED:

Tiny:

Why would I say it if I wasnt serious. LOL Does that mean that you are contemplating the situation.LOL I would work. Im not talking about all the time just whan its convient for both involved.


Dew:

oh I know you're serious about doing it lol I mean I can't believe you're soliciting random strangers on the internet to be your booty call. And using the old "my wifes in jail" line to boot. ahahaha seriously funny shit.


and no. not even close to contemplating it.


Tiny:

She reall is thats the truth. but I hope your bloggers get a laugh. I have no reason to lie. But at least you are entertained.

Dew:

yeah. it's a good thing I'm entertained. some people might be pissed off and insulted to be approached this way. And yes the bloggers will get a laugh. You're lucky I changed your name and didn't link to ya.

of course, you're welcome to reveal yourself on my blog if you like.

Tiny:

Well that was nice. And if I did insult you that wasnt my intentions. I was serious. I dont want any strings Im just a little horney its been awhile almost a year. And a stranger seems like the best way to keep it quiet. So if you were insulted my appoligies to you.

Dew:

dude I just told ya I'm not insulted, I don't take it personally that you're freakin' crazy.

Tiny:

Is that how you seriously take it that Im crazy. LOL Well now I know something about me that I didnt. Hell i was thinking a little different. LOL at least youi made me laugh.
Im really not that weird. I swear. I thought this might be a good place to keep something quiet now you have shown me the errors in my ways. Maybe Its best I just wait now. Im accually a reall cool guy and way down to earth. But thats besides the point. whats your name anyways? I have never been shamed like this and I think its funny but fucked up also.

Dew:

My name's Dew(ed)

I'm glad you've decided not to sleep with random strangers from the internet good for you! I'm like a super hero!

and seriously if it saves another chick from opening a message like that I deserve a medal.

get some lube. You'll be fine.

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