The Man's First Time (in the interest of fairness)

"Tell me about your first time." it struck me as bizarre that this conversation had never come up for us before as I asked him.

"I don't remember it."

"What?"

"I was too drunk."

"Then how do you know it happened?"

"Well I remember … like flashes. I wasn't quite eighteen yet, at a party. It was Darla."

"Oh." wow. Who hasn't done it with Darla?

"I remember waking up naked. And I remember I was freaked out 'cause we didn't use protection so I was terrified that I knocked her up."

*resists urge to windex pussy immediately*

"Oh." I looked at him "so that was it?"

"Yep. So my first time sucked for me too."

"Interesting."